IM LAUGHING SO HARD DYLAN SPROUSE JUST RETWEETED THIS
My boyfriend broke up with me and my 80 year old, 5 foot tall, Indian grandmother told me that “there are lots of men…”
I thought she was then going to say “…in the sea” but she said “…they’re like flies” and made a disgusted face.
She hates flies.
I like the sound of your grandmother.
Imagine Equius as a hardcore feminist
Imagine Equius beating the shit out of misogynists.
D —> What did you fiddly flipping say about this young lady
D —> How dare you reduce her to an object for your perverse se%ual fantasies
D —> You obviously do not have the STRENGTH of character to deserve the attention of anyone, let alone random women who have shown zero interest in your e%plicit invitations
white lady and a duck in a rap battle
so this housewife decided to rewrite the harry potter series into christian books so that her kids wont be reading about witchcraft and i just cant eveN BREATHE BC THIS IS SO HYSTERICAL
read it here:
"You’re a Christian, Harry."
*opens blank tab* yes mom im doing my homework leave me alone dont you trust me at all
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Or just mine
burn tumblr to the ground, it’s the only way