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> nice one
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⠀i'm lauren and i sleep a lot.
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posted 6 hours ago, with 3,889 notes

torea-dumbass:

soliairs:

I just remembered that John Egbert reads manga. Imagine it.

John forcing his friends to read manga and watch anime with him.

John dragging them to anime conventions.

John cosplaying. 

John with a weeaboo phase holy shit

do you remember when he said the god tiers reminded him of sailor moon because i sure do

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datdullahan:

ripblkdzn:

and this is for all the white people that think it’s okay to say nigga

Dear my high school’s football team…

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posted 7 hours ago, with 0 notes

studying strategies include writing notes on my arm before the test and covering it up with a band-aid 

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posted 8 hours ago, with 1,647 notes

ectcbiologist:

oh, homestuck? i love that comic, the way it just [clenches fist] [collapses to knees] [sobs worriedly about john egbert]

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posted 8 hours ago, with 1,179 notes

morganicfuel:

Okay I took the PSAT today and we found out later that they have EVERYONE who took it at our school the same test form. Later on throughout the day and get on Twitter to find out that EVERYONE IN FREAKIN AMERICA WHO TOOK THE PSAT TODAY GOT THE SAME TEST FORM

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posted 1 day ago, with 28,413 notes

soap-fetish:

If you want a girl with a booty but you can’t handle a  tummy then you can get right the fuck outta my face

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ebrodevo:

INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE PEOPLE who are simultaneously GIANT DORKS are my ULTIMATE WEAKNESS

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posted 3 days ago, with 64,281 notes
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posted 3 days ago, with 68,358 notes

markus-of-nuttus:

demispooky:

male teachers arent allowed to dress code female students anymore at my school because somebody pointed out that if they had been dress coded for their shorts/skirt being too short or their bra showing by a male teacher, that meant said male teacher was looking at her ass and boobs i am laughing my fucking ass off

where is the lie tho

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posted 3 days ago, with 3,487 notes
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posted 3 days ago, with 54,646 notes
> Who is Seme? Uke?

roxyschoiceass:

Seme: Leo, Scorpio, Capricorn, Aries, Gemini, Sagittarius.
Uke: Pisces, Virgo, Libra, Cancer, Aquarius, Taurus.

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posted 3 days ago, with 6,635 notes

sukkanen:

charlesoberonn:

I traced it so it’s mine now

everything i ever wanted

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posted 3 days ago, with 1,865 notes
Track Car Radio
Artist twenty one pilots
Album Vessel
Plays 9,404 plays
album art unavailable

whatsongisit:

Song of the Day:

twenty one pilots’ “Car Radio” off their album, “Vessel”.

I ponder of something terrifying,
‘Cause this time there’s no sound to hide behind.
I find over the course of our human existence
One thing consists of consistence,
And it’s that we’re all battling fear.