gnarlygnat:

IM LAUGHING SO HARD DYLAN SPROUSE JUST RETWEETED THIS

gnarlygnat:

IM LAUGHING SO HARD DYLAN SPROUSE JUST RETWEETED THIS

just-gypsy-caroline:

dangergays:

My boyfriend broke up with me and my 80 year old, 5 foot tall, Indian grandmother told me that “there are lots of men…”

I thought she was then going to say “…in the sea” but she said “…they’re like flies” and made a disgusted face.

She hates flies.

I like the sound of your grandmother.

heliolisk:

american-fuckin-horror-story:

i got out of bed at 11:30 to make this

this deserves 12 oscars and a potato 

probablywillstopbelieving:

B)

probablywillstopbelieving:

B)

magebird:

fuckyeahequiusaradia:

imagineequius:

Imagine Equius as a hardcore feminist

Imagine Equius beating the shit out of misogynists.

D —> What did you fiddly flipping say about this young lady
D —> How dare you reduce her to an object for your perverse se%ual fantasies
D —> You obviously do not have the STRENGTH of character to deserve the attention of anyone, let alone random women who have shown zero interest in your e%plicit invitations

asap-rock-lee:

white lady and a duck in a rap battle

asap-rock-lee:

white lady and a duck in a rap battle

pkmnprofessorgarrett:

carebearpikachu:

Hi, I’m Barbie ™ - Vine by Sarah Mangone

is she actually barbie

I THOUGHT SHE WAS LIP SYNCING BUT THEN

greymichaela:

owlmylove:

therewerestarsintheireyes:

so this housewife decided to rewrite the harry potter series into christian books so that her kids wont be reading about witchcraft and i just cant eveN BREATHE BC THIS IS SO HYSTERICAL

read it here:

Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles

image

"You’re a Christian, Harry."

HELP

nomohomo:

*opens blank tab* yes mom im doing my homework leave me alone dont you trust me at all

candyexorcist:

hiipsterdirk:

davelookingatrosesass:

image Dirk Voice Headcanon

oHMYFUCKINGGOD

If I ever become a grammar teacher, I’ll teach them this.

You could follow 5 or 6 blogs

Or just mine

the-pietriarchy:

burn tumblr to the ground, it’s the only way

MEROKU